A Nigerian As Pope............

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A Nigerian As Pope............ The great thing about the resignation of Pope Benedict XVI, is the great opportunity it presents to Blacks all over the World. The great opportunity it presents to Nigeria, as a nations whose religious ubiquity is known Worldwide. An most importantly, the great opportunity it presents to me. A patriotic citizen of Nigeria. A deeply religious and committed soul. A young man of sound, agile body and VIRGIN mind. Nigeria, is the country with the largest number of Christians in the World. A country, where the larger population live in penury. Yet, we pay our tithe and offerings religiously. Paying way above the proverbial widow's mite. Such faith and dedication to Christianity, is unparalleled in the World. A country, where the unemployment rate is well over 60%. But come any given Sunday, Churches are filled bumper to bumper with people and cars. What blind faith! What a country!! Great countries look up to their leaders. In Nigeria we look up to God Almighty. He is the only leader that we know, that never fails us. He is our miracle working God. Our Alpha and Omega. We love him so dearly; we have over a thousand names for him. Only NIGERIA. What more FAITH do you want from a people? A people, with millions dying of AIDS, still saying 'IT IS WELL.' A people, where someone with no job, twenty years after graduation, still singing 'IT IS WELL.' A people whose political leaders steal from blindly, smiling all the way to foreign banks and the majority of the people still believe 'IT IS WELL.' 2013, Women still die from childbirth in Nigeria. Our infant mortality rate is still amongst the highest in the World, comparable to failed nations like Somalia. Malaria and Polio are still deadly diseases. Yet, 'IT IS WELL.' What a people! Make one of them Pope! The argument should not melt away. Nigeria, based on the facts on the ground, should be the center of the Christian Universe. We have served the religious people of the World, now it is reparation time. The NEXT POPE, should not only be a black man. He should be a NIGERIAN! We have given more to Christians around the World; so we deserve to be POPE. Look at it this way: Who is the Pope, compared to Pastor E.A. Adeboye? A man with more Christian followers, than a dozen countries put together. Or who is the Pope, compared with Pastor David Oyedepo? A man with more money, than a dozen countries put together. Suspend your belief my people. Americans, did it through Barrack Obama. Nigerians. Yes, we most defiantly can! We should be the right country to produce the NEXT POPE.......... And the right person for the job is ME! Only sinners and people who do not know God, and want to rot in Hell, will argue against my application to be Pope. I am the great grandson of the great Babalawo, Ajasa Lamberu, of tremendous reputation. Feared from Ikorodu, through Igbogbo to Ibeshe (traditional connection). My mother, was an Alhaja (Muslim connection). Also, you need to hear my wife pray. Eyes closed (and after two or three shots of Gin), you will think, you are listening to Saint Paul, praying for the people of Corinthians. I just downloaded the entire copy of the original Kings James version, of the Holy Bible; on my I-pad, I-phone, Kindle Fire and BlackBerry. At the touch of the key, I am saturated with the words of God. I am the Nigerian that you should flaunt for POPE! With serious intent and an entourage of 50 Nigerians. Knowing change, is always met by stiff resistance. With the Lord as my Shepherd. I am on my way to the Vertican City State. Armed with nothing, but the Grace of God. Strapped to my bare chest are four live turtles and seventeen black scorpions. Tied around my waist, are over a dozen belly chains; potent (juju) charms for my protection. I have also in my team, Dr. Baba Risikatu Agbomola, PHD Ifaology. Consultant 'diviner' for the likes of Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, Ex Governor Gbenga Daniels, Ex Governor James Ibori, various Southern Yoruba Governors and Senators, just to mention a few. We are only taking with us, twenty Ghana Must Go bags, filled with dry pepper, Kolanuts, Atare, Ata ijosi and Orogbo. We will be chewing these with impunity as we chant incantations. Those old White men in Rome, will not make this needed change easy. We know it and the spirits of my ancestors are with me. I fear no evil. I want PRAYER WARRIORS from, Redeemed Covenant Cherubim Seraphim Church, Redeemed Christian Fellowship, Mountain Of Fire Ministry, Deeper-life Ministry, Winners Chapel Int'l, Christ Embassy,The Redeemed Evangelical Mission(TREM), GOYE Ministry, Celestial Church of Christ, Apostolic Embassy, Apostolic Faith Ministry, Cherubim seraphim Jehovahadonai, Jehovah Wihness,Zoe Ministry, Olumba Olumba,Catholic Charismatic Christians, Emanuel Baptist Church, Methodist Baptist Church, THIS IS NIGERIA Church,Baptist Church, Ebeneezer Baptist Church, Pay Your Tithe Ministry, Jesu Oyingbo Church of Christ, The Synagogue Church Of All Nations (SCOAN) ;and the over one million churches in Nigeria, to pray for us. Put on your prayer Armour. Grab the biggest Bible you can find. Dry fast, until you see the DARK SMOKE TURN WHITE. I need a prayer Tsunami to run into Rome, night vigils from Shagamu to Maiduguri. We are going to take over The Holy See. The same prayers that broughtGoodluck Ebele Jonathan, to power will make me POPE! This will be a great chance to finally have a Nigerian to be in a position to be a SAINT and thus go to Heaven. So we need to jump on it like, the last Mammy Wagon out of Biafra. On your knees MY PEOPLE!!!!! I need you. You need me. I am the only Nigerian with a VIRGIN mind. A Nigeria, should be the NEXT POPE. So when that black smoke turns white. God, please LET IT BE ME!!!!!!! ..........On the day of my coronation.........Gongo Aso...-9ICE Like · · Promote · Share

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