MADMAN AND SPECIALISTS........

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Madman and Specialists.......... I need no introduction. Only a PDP fool will see an elephant and say: 'I just saw something that looks like a deer walk by.' I am the Asiwaju of the Yoruba people. The Alase Ekeji Orisa to all OPC boys. The Bashorun of all Area Boys both at home and in Diaspora.The Iku Babayeye of money. I have summoned this World Press Conference to address the ugly incident that happened in Ondo State about a week ago. That orderly election, starks sharp in contrast to my party's SELECTION process. A carefully structured political strategy that has up till this time worked to my advantage. We have refused to accept the result of the election. The people of Ondo State rigged that election. The people of Ondo State have shown lack of respect for status, money and class. Ladies and Gentlemen; THIS IS THE MOTHER OF ALL BETRAYALS. As a result of this assault on status quo, I have had numerous meetings with my team. Some of whom are here with me today. Chairmen of Local Governments, Speakers of the House, Honorable States and Federal Legislators,Journalists, Area Boys, OPC Boys and Baba Suwe. These meetings, took place at various Beer Parlours in Lagos State. It is intoxicating how cerebral people can become after drinking Guinness Stout, Gulder,Ogogoro, Hennessy and eating spicy Bokoto and catfish peppersoup. My team did some triangulations, and were able to unearth some rather disturbing facts about the people of Ondo State. These are the facts which we are very reluctant to divulge to the world but the truth must be told: June 12 1993 election was not annulled by General Ibrahim Babangida. It was was done by the people of Ondo State. The letter bomb that killed Dele Giwa, was drafted and written by the people of Ondo State. We all know how book smart and intelligent they are and how they love to write petitions. It gets even better..... Lawrence Anini and Monday Osunbor, remember those notorious armed robbers? They were born and had their early formative years in Ondo State. Worse part, and most important, is that there is a unique chromosome in the DNA of the Yorubas which is missing in the people of Ondo. They are not Yorubas and scientific facts, don't lie. That is why they are more stubborn than your normal Yoruba individual. Hence, the result of the election. Ladies and Gentlemen of the Press, the wind has blown and we have seen the rump of the hen. Asiri tu! Ondo people are enemies of the Yoruba people. Enemies of progress. As leader of the Yorubas at home and in Diaspora, I must let the world know, that no matter how thick and stout the neck is;on top of it stands the head. I have money. Lots of it stolen fraudulently, but THIS IS NIGERIA. Most important, I have Juju. Potent juju, my dear friends. I have the very best witch doctors working for me round the clock. These men from the Ijebu area don't joke and hardly sleep. The Ondo people have embarrassed me. I must humiliate them. An eye for an eye. ACN style. So with immediate effect and with all seriousness of purpose. With deliberate intention to stop the bad habit of the Ondo experiment from spreading. No Yoruba, must have interactions or any dealings with anybody from Ondo State. Including marriage. Any Ondo man, woman,child or even dog, found on Yoruba soil will be treated as an enemy combatant. Only Yorubas must enjoy the milk and honey flowing on Yoruba lands.The music of Sunny Ade,Orlando Owoh, Orlando Julius Ekemode,Elemure Ogunyemi, Comfort Omoge and I K Dairo is banned. The eating of Pounded Yam at all homes, hotels and Bukas, is banned. As I am speaking to you, I have unleashed fifty MOPOL trained Area Boys and they are on there way to the Ondo State border. These boys are leaving from areas like Idi-Oro, Isale-Eko, Ita- Garawu, Idumota, Shita-Bey, Ojuelegba and of course Bariga.They are making this journey by foot and Okada. And they are armed with broken bottles,knives,devil weeds, juju of different sizes and shapes, AK 47, the Holy Bible and of course the Holy Quran. For emotional support and stamina, they also taking fifty 'Ghana must go' bags filled with fresh Marijuana. This is serious business. Due to my position in the society I must be decent and not say anything bad. But anybody that cast even a bad eye on these boys, wishing for this mission to fail; Shopona will destroy your household. Sango will bring you and your family untold bad luck. Free and fair elections must be discouraged. This bad behavior must stop. The voice of the people must be the voice of the godfather. Questions, should be directed at these Gentlemen and Ladies seating around me. I know their cost and they in turn know my value. When you put food on people's table they will call you godfather. .......... Eni to leru. Lo leru. 9121Like · · Promote · Share Jaiyeola Ajasa October 19, 2012 Ode to Bayo Onanuga. The man died. Dele Giwa, made me love journalism. I read NEWSWATCH from cover, through Parallax snaps to the Back of the Book. Dan Agbese, Ray Ekpu and Yakubu Mohammed were men I admired. Their prowess with syntax was awesome. NEWSWATCH, was the trailblazer and investigative journalism in Nigeria would never be the same again. Then came the incident on October 19, 1986. Giwa...See More 132420Like · · Promote · Share Jaiyeola Ajasa shared Bayo Onanuga's status. October 19, 2012 As the countdown to the Ondo election begins, those attacking Asiwaju Bola Tinubu for going for Mimiko's jugular, must be either people without an insight into the political understanding between the duo before Mimiko got his stolen mandate back or people without any moral scruples. What we have in Ondo state is a classic case of the betrayer of a godfather by the Ondo governor. And I think he is fully entitled to earn the wages of those who betray the hands that feed them. 1Like · · Promote · Share More pos

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