Four More Years For Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Jonathan.........

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THE STENCH from the bus was unbearable. Initially, the passengers had tried to be civilized. But as the journey got longer, the odor got stronger. From the bus driver to the conductor, to the ninety nine people standing and the forty nine sitting; it was the most horrible stink they had ever smelt ."What animal would do this in a commercial vehicle?" They thought aloud. "Who is the He-Goat, that farted in this bus?" one passenger had the nerve to ask "You people should have some decency, for goodness sake" he concluded................"I am the one that vomited!" Rang a husky voice, from the back of the bus. The bus passengers turned and their eyes fell on an obese man. Obviously drunk and sitting in a pool of his own vomit. Eye balls red hot, he continued, "Yes!! What you can all smell, is my vomit. And I am about to defecate on myself." Four more years for GEJ administration. I second that motion. More years of the PDP in Aso Rock. They would get my vote any day. The record of GEJ, is sterling and impeccable. The impact of PDP on our lives as Nigerians? Only God, can reward that great party, for all it has done. Somebody get me a tissue paper. I feel a tear coming.... So why not bring both of them back? Why do we want to waste money on an election whose outcome we all know? So four more years for Goodluck Ebele Jonathan! RUN GEJ RUN!! You are wondering how much I am being paid? THIS IS NIGERIA! And here is the future. Soon, we are going to have stupid sycophants bombarding our airwaves and travelling all over the world. Saying:"RUN GEJ RUN!!" Money will exchange hands. Lots of money will be made. It will be a get rich scheme that would put Yahoo Yahoo Boys to shame.They will put a microscope on the infinitesimal achievements of GEJ. They will routinely cite the GOOD-LUCK days. Exaggerate and tell us to keep our eyes wide shut, as they point to the disappearing acts of Mr Jonathan. Even though he has said he would not run come 2015. And we expect him to do the moral thing. Morality and the Nigerian Politician; here lies the meaning of the word: Oxymoron. GEJ will run faster than Usain Bolt. RUN GEJ RUN!! Sycophants, will highlight Laudable achievements like the uninterrupted power we now enjoy(sic). The economy that is doing exceedingly well thanks to the Master Plan GEJ, came to office with. Youth unemployment is 0% and adult unemployment is at 7.9%(sic). These morons, will cite security and the fact that GEJ said Boko Haram will be history. A promise he has kept (sic). As Boko Haram continues to be the sad news everyday . Corruption under GEJ, was put under check. Femi Otedola, Mike Adenuga and Aliko Dangote, do not control the Government. That assumption, is just a figment of our imaginations. Our oil money has been put to judicious use(sic). Our Refineries are up and running good, producing oil with impunity. Saudi Arabia, watch out. GEJ has done all he has promised and much more. So, RUN GEJ RUN!!! Now to the harsh reality! We can puff and huff. Make all the noise we can. We cannot bring the PDP house down. A nation of over 250 million, we pride ourselves in "begin well read". We know the World like the back of our hands. We know when the war in Syria will end. And that Hamas and the people of Israel, will fight till the second coming of Christ. But when it comes to PDP and GEJ, we are clueless. We have neither started or created a catalyst for a change. Yet, we wonder why we are dogged by punishing stagflation? Why we are confused, frustrated and angry? GEJ, is the only candidate ready to rule Nigeria now and come 2015! That compatriots, is the harsh reality. Distant second is Viagra popping Centenarian Muhammadu Buhari. And...... Dele Momodu. Just don't get me started on that Clown. PDP, is the only National Party we have in Nigeria that can cover the center. The two thousand and one others, are regional Parties at best. Distant second is ACN. A party, that by ownership and management is a Yoruba Party. A party, that even the Yorubas know can take them to Olumo Rock. But nowhere near Aso Rock. Conventional wisdom says we have failed to burglary proof our country from the PDP. We had ampule opportunity to do that since the last election. We had the chance to use the Roach Killer on GEJ, but we waited too long. He has now metamorphosed into a Rat. Soon he would acquire Snake venom. So we should relax, sit back and enjoy the show. We might as well, after all, we are PAYING for it. Armed robbers broke into your house. They robbed you of all your possessions. Vandalized what was left. You are glad they spared you of your life. They killed your two sons and sexually molested your wife and two daughters. You are glad they spared you of your live. There is a Yoruba saying that goes thus: IKU YA JU ESIN LO. Death is better than living a life of disgrace. What have we got to lose at this point? Soliloquy. PDP said it will rule Nigeria for FIFTY YEARS! When do we begin the fight to take our Country back? Arise o'compatriots. Nigeria call obey. Nigeria has no business with poverty._ Olusegun Obasanjo.

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