NIGERIA WE HAIL THEE.....................

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EXCLUSIVE....WORLD NEWS CONFERENCE...... Settle down ladies and gentlemen. Settle down!!! The I PADS are for you all. There is more where they came from. This is Nigeria! These beautiful ladies you see standing will be going around to also hand over to each of you, the latest I Phones and 50" televisions. Everything you will be getting from this news conference will be 2014 Apple products. If you behave yourself and write as you are told, you will be given a SUV. Money, is not our problem in Nigeria. How to spend it, is what is driving us crazy. Once again, we welcome you all to this World News Conference........ As you all know by now, the President and Commander- in- Chief of the Nigerian Armed Forces. The Grand Master of the Federation. President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan JPhas decided to suspend from office, the Governor of The Central Bank of Nigeria, Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi. The move, ladies and gentlemen was to save Nigeria. Yes! This man was killing Nigeria. Before I continue,let me remind you all: that no matter how thick and stout the neck is, on top of it stands the head. We are not only in Government. We are also in power. Forget democracy, we are the current landlords of Aso Rock. Back to the reason for this Press Conference. Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, real name, Micheal Morountodun Fox, was not a NIGERIAN! I repeat, the man was a covert CIA agent. He is as a matter of fact, an AMERICAN! I hold in my hands his green American passport! Wait!!......... There is more to come. You know I am only for the truth. And nothing but the truth. Mr Micheal Fox, AKA Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, was the brain behind the Biafran Civil War. Imagine the millions of lives lost because of that war. He is the man that plotted all the coups that took place in this country. The evil man was the one that handed over the letter bomb that killed Dele Giwa. He also arranged the killing of former Chief Justice of The Federation, Chief Bola Ige. He annulled June 12. Ladies and gentlemen of the Press, we have video evidence of Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, killing Bashorun MKO Abiola. He also killed Alhaja Kudirat Abiola. This evil genius, has being using our oil money to finance the nefarious operations of Boko Haram. And all the kidnappers in the Federation. For these he has spent $20 billion. So ladies and gentlemen of the press, you now see the reason why our dear President had to take the bold decision he took. For the love of the country. President Jonathan Ebele Goodluck JP loves this country. You know he is a complete gentleman and a patriot. A nice man who would not hurt a fly. It was a difficult decision for him to take. But he had to do it for Nigeria. So that we can continue as ONE NATION with ONE DESTINY under ONE GOD. No man but President GEJ JP, is bigger than Nigeria. Lamido Sanusi had to go. The bastard...... pardon my language, was talking too much. Haba!!!! Must you say all that you see? Anyway, here ends the press conference...... I am Doyin "owo igbe ki run" Okupe. Questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This one especially for Taye Oladimeji Ige. Congratulations to a wonderful friend of JAIYEOLA STREET. We are so happy for you sir. They are made from love. — with Oluwabamiwo Ajasa and 19 others. 5Like · · Promote · Share Olayinka Olaribigbe, Dupsy Akinboro, Alamutu Abiodun and 17 others like this. 4 of 50 View previous comments Babatunde O. Gbadamosi Instructively, NO ONE at NNPC has run to court to seek an injunction to prevent their arrest or investigation by the law enforcement agencies. Mr. Sanusi Lamido Sanusi on the other hand, however, has obtained such an injunction. Ever stopped to ask yourselves why? February 23 at 4:54am · Unlike · 1 Omoakin Olúmíí Oyelana My dear Mr Babatunde O. Gbadamosi , I know Two thngs about you , You are a PDP member and also trying to contest for the office of the Excutive Governor of Lagos State . Sir I don't have anything against your aspirations but allot agaist this administ...See More February 23 at 7:00am · Unlike · 2 Theophilus Odeniyi Good talk February 23 at 7:04am · Unlike · 1 Omoakin Olúmíí Oyelana @ Oluwabamiwo Ajasa , to your question Sir , Sanusi is the sacrificial lamb ... under this Administration , Whistle Blowing is not permitted , it is not allowed , it's not permitted at all ... as the whistle blower , you just have to go , you just have...See More February 23 at 12:54pm · Edited · Unlike · 1 Jaiyeola Ajasa

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