THAT NIGERIAN GAY LAW..............

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THIS IS NIGERIA................ A certain rich Nigeria built a gargantuan edifice. It was the best building in town. A beautiful architectural wonder.People came from far and near to see it. Typical Nigerian that he was, he built a fortress - like, fence around it for the safety of him and his family. It was equally a beautiful wall, complementing the house. On the fence he plastered the sign, 'DO NOT URINATE ON THIS WALL.' Thinking this will keep people away and they would not mess up his beautiful fence with urine. But he failed to realize that he was dealing with Nigerians. Rather than serving as an hygiene warning, everybody that came and saw the sign suddenly felt the urge to URINATE. And urinate they did. The 'DO NOT URINATE ON THIS WALL' sign post attracted people from far and near too. Everybody came to piss with impunity. The bigger the millionaire made the sign, the bolder people got. Men and women. Young and old. Even the crippled crawled down to pee on the wall. Day and night,it was urination galore. Then one day it occurred to him that he was dealing with Nigerians. When in Nigeria, it will be crazy to behave like you are in Rome. He then changed the sign on his wall. The new sign now read; PLEASE URINATE ON THIS WALL. WE NEED YOUR URINE. It worked like magic. With alacrity the people stopped urinating on his wall. As a matter of fact, they would not even come a thousand meters close to it. Parents warned their wards. Words went round the town and the bad behavior of the people came to an abrupt end. The rich man and his family were now able to live in peace. The new sign saved their lives. When you are dealing with Nigerians think like a Nigerian. What is the moral to this balderdash of mine. Nigeria Lawmakers, if they are really anti-gays in Nigeria, should please leave gay Nigerians in peace. It is not yet a culture. Passing a law banning gay activities in Nigeria; will only make gay activities POPULAR in Nigeria. I know my people. According to Chinua Achebe," he who brings home a ant infested wood into his house should not wonder why lizards are all over his building." Gay Nigerians are not BOKO HARAM. They are not MEND. They are not Kidnappers. They are not the reason for our epileptic power supply. Gay Nigerians are not the VAGABONDS IN POWER in the country, who have absolute no clue about our to steer the nation in the right direction. They are not PDP, the ruling party that has become a joke. Meanwhile, we cannot laugh because it hurts. We have much more serious problems than to waste time to pass a law against people we should keep in our prayers. Let us pray for them and.......... for me. We are a praying nation. Are we not? So let us pray for gay people not engage them in a fight. Our laws we should be saved for more serious problems. We have over a thousand and one of them.......... Gay problem is not even one of them. A man who has the disease of ringworm and leprosy does not waste his precious time and valuable money battling the RINGWORM. Nigeria has LEPROSY. Let us spend time, money and pray to God to heal us of this disease before it kills us. Bringing another problem to the table, should be the last thing on our minds. God bless NIGERIA. In the presence of light, darkness cannot exist. - Obafemi Awolowo

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