OH WHAT A PRESIDENT!! ...........OH WHAT A COUNTRY!!...........

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OH WHAT A PRESIDENT!! ...........OH WHAT A COUNTRY!!........... .....Finally in Nigeria. Landed twenty minutes ago. A member of the 2014 CONFAB. Thanks to the Special Invite extended to JAIYEOLA STREET. I will be representing Nigerians in Diaspora. So we are here in Nigeria live and direct. Glory be to God. Glory be to a wonderful man, President Goodluck Jonathan. He invited us to partake in shearing of the never ending delicious National cake. And we intend to stuff our mouths with malicious intent and with annoying impunity. Giving all glory to God..... and our father, President GEJ. As expatriates, we are being paid $12 million. Please do not divulge this confidential information to anybody. We had to take off our clothes and enter into a SANGO/OBATALA/OZANOBUA oath. If any of the local delegates gets wind of this news,YOU WILL DIE. So sssshhhh......... DON'T TELL A SOUL....... And do not say I told you. Amebo shut up your trap. Silly me. It took me forever to see the light. Oh what a wonderful President we have in Ebele Jonathan. A Prophet is not without honor, but in his own country. And with ungrateful people. Nigerians, shame on you all. Shame. Shame. Shame. Where were you when this man was changing peoples' lives? Giving them #12 million to come to the CONFAB and take a nap. Only a President with incredible foresight and love for his country does that. Where were you? I saw this great President, walk on River Niger all the way to Aso Rock. Where were you? He is not a man. He is a god. I saw him turn Ogogoro into Seaman Schnapps for his own personal consumption. Where were you? I saw him heal the sick. Turning fully blown AIDS into incurable Typhoid fever. Where were you? I heard him with a voice laden with liquor and eyes red from hangover, speak healing to the deaf and suddenly they did see. He spoke to the blind and suddenly they can hear our National Anthem. Hosanna miracles. Where were you? I regret all the nasty articles I wrote about this Great Man. I called him a "MORON", "A FOOLISH MAN", "AN EDUCATED ILLITERATE" among other unprintable names I used to describe this pillar of our nation. What was I thinking? My mouth shut up! I must have been drinking Igbo and smoking burukutu . Forgive me of my trespasses, oh Saint GEJ. To err is me, sir. Only a divine man like you can forgive me. JAIYEOLA STREET is hereby shut down!!!! As a mark of respect for this great Nigerian. A STREET with so many men and women of common sense should not exist in Nigeria where GEJ is President. As a mark of respect for mediocrity. We are closing down with alacrity. Until the next article, this will be my last missive. Mr President continue to lead and guide us well to NOWHERE. Thanks for the opportunity to serve Nigeria. I grab it with both hands and legs. Especially the money. Oh yes the MONEY!! Four more years for President Ebele Jonathan. A man like this should be made President for ever and ever. Amen. Yes I said it!! President, until the second coming of Jesus Christ. Lets throw away the keys to Aso Rock. Till death do us apart. Put a blindfold on me, I will follow this man on any of his eleven private jets, to anywhere. I can't wait to meet with DAME Jonathan. A woman more influential to the world than Oprah Winfrey. A woman more beautiful than Omotola and Beyonce on their best days. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. With $12 million in your pocket, you start seeing things and talking balderdash. DAME is our mother in Israel, in Nigeria. Once again, I say four more years!! Four more years!! Four more years!! All you enemies of progress will be put aboard the nearest Malaysian Airplane to................. — with Oluwabamiwo Ajasa and 19 others. Like · · Promote · Share

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